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During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
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When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.
Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.
Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.
Mom after class: how did it go?
Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.
Situation 2:
Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”
Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.
Son: I will.
Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.
Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.
Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.
Situation 3:
Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game
Mom: tell everyone I say hi.
Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.
Mom: oh good!
you are a SCAMMER. CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED. anyways this is a horrible very canceled person we must make sure to comment clown emojis on his instagram. also p.s im writing a book and he is brutally murdered my bad my bad anyways even though he is canceled his cousin is rlly nice so we love her🥰🥰🥰🥰 anyways yes bye bye SLAYEEDDD THATT
jace idek his last name and idc is canceled.
Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.
After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.
another way of saying sand in the vagina
He is in a shitty mood today. I think he has fiberglass in his dickhole.
Bloodlust:Look! Its him!
Christopher:What's his name?
Bloodlust:His name is Mozart.