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A reference to the kind of pointless stupid love that can happen between 2 self-absorbed cretins who only have their looks going for them.
Our love is that of taco flavored kisses.
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The process of having incredibly awesome sexual intercourse with a step sibling multiple times in one day.
Sydney: "I wanna Make Tacos tonight with my bro."
Zach: "I'll get the handcuffs.."
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1) A place that sells the most random collection of food that is overpriced.
2) A place for adults to get drunk and watch games they don't care about until they're sober, and then get fuck-ugly T-shirts for them.
1) >Hey Bob, you want to go to Taco Mac and get some wings, nachos, burgers, wraps, and/or burritos?
>Sure just stop listing what they have on their menu.
2) >Hey Michael, you want to go get drunk at Taco Mac and watch an off-season hockey game?
>Sure, I'm only one beer away from getting my T-shirt. I hope it's not a let down.
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When your phones auto correct says I have a boner instead of I like tacos.
Alexis: "Hey Bek, whatcha wanna eat tonight?"
Bek: "I have a boner"
Bek: "I mean i like tacos!!"
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When you open a woman’s vagina and insert only your balls
It was so cold outside, I said to Maria, “It’s time for a Beef Taco Hotpocket...”
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When a male of any species takes a 5 pound exercise ball and repeatedly slaps the coochie until it slides in. No lube is allowed and neither party can be shaved.
My cunt hurts after my boyfriend taco meat slapped me.
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