sticky spring-roll

ejaculating in a tortilla then rolling it up and using it as a dildo.

a sticky spring-roll

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california corn roll

To deficate on your partner's chest, ejaculate on the feces, and then have your partner consume the semen covered feces.

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her a California Corn Roll.

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Rock N Roll

1)A term used to describe an overhyped fad. 2)A word used to describe an exhausted genre. 3)A phrase used to describe the end result of poor musicians, who are even worse lyricists, composing a horrendously sounding 1 to 2.5 minute song that is hailed by the bourgeoisie, not because of any inherent greatness in compostion or artistic value, but because it provides catharsis in a boring materialistic non-spiritual society. Most 'great' rock ideas have been stolen from blues, gospel, and jazz artists who labored with genuine passion to produce something complex, original, and timeless.

Johnny: Hey those black people have a good musical idea.
David: Let's repackage it and serve it to the middle class.
Johnny: We'll call it Rock N Roll
David: Yeah. Find someone with mediocre musical skills.
Johnny: We'll appeal to short sighted youth.
David: We'll be millionaires.
Johnny: We'll save the world.
David: Rock On.

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tootsie roll pop

After playing with someone's anal cavity with a finger, the finger has fecal matter on it.

It's a good thing Mark is into scat since Barbara gave me a tootsie roll pop when we double teamed her.

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Slow your roll

Back off, mind your own business, shut up, bug out, get lost, go away, zip your lip, hush up, put a sock in it

Slow your roll: I have a juicy bit of gossip to tell you.

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Real Nigga Roll Call

A song made by Li'l Jon, Ice Cube and The EastSideWest Boyz with 295 dirty words.

Yeaaauuh, what's up? Right about now, it's time for the Real Nigga Roll Call! Now when you hear your city or state? Uh-huh, big call? What? Put your motherf**kin' middle finger up in this bitch!

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tootsie roll

the piece of cat shit used when executing a poo handle.

i grabbed a tootsie roll from Fluffy's litter box for the poo handle i'm gonna run on my manager.

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