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April 17
I didn't catch on to horny day the first 2 times so I made this.
I forgot horny day existed until horny day 3
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THE BEST YOUTUBE ANIMATOR!!
(Love her, 10/10)
(Also probably pretty)
"hey henry, look at this new animator I found! Her name is Melon Juice :3"
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A hot anime boy who makes my heart warm
Izuku Midoriya <3 is from my hero academia (the main character) he is so hot and so sweet and nice <3
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Someone who is totally unable to handle more than 3 alcoholic drinks
Elliott: oh jeez what the hell is your mother doing she's dancing on top of the table - oh no hold on she's just collapsed and is now under the table
Isa: she must have had another drink you know what she's like she can't handle her booze at all
Livy: yeah she's a real 3 drink drunk
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When she a freak so you have to find 2 other guys to help plug her up
Matt: "yo man I need help"
Ron: "with what bro"
Matt: "I got a 3 hole plugger in my room and need two more guys"
Chuck: "bro we got you"
Ron: "no homo tho"
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L33Tspeak for "Great Shot!"
Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"
Lane: Joel, there's someone shooting you from behind!
Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*
Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!
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- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts
- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars
the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way
My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!
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