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A day on which the best plonkers in the world are born. They are usually very loving, and look cute in very oversized hats.
Hey man, did you hear this girl was born on the 14th of April?
Yeah man, shes such a plonker but shes the star of my world...
National greef-day. On this day Titanic began to sink.
-Wait, it is your birthday today?
-Yeah, it is.
-Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry for?
-All the people that died on Titanic the 14th of April
International haul day. The day where you’re allowed to give a private bikini haul to a man who you like and respects you.
You’ll be happier if you celebrate this holiday.
Being defined: My man likes the 14th of april, it’s the day when i give him a private binini haul, and i like it too
You are an amazing person <3 Intresting and loyal , you had to cut off people but now you are good , and you like tim burton☕️
Im born on 07 april and im a masturbating dude
You are the most amazing person to be found and the most funny. You prob like coraline <3
I will fuck your dad on 07 april.
If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.
Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch
One of the best friend groups you will ever meet. They are crazy, active, funny, and will never break up no matter how many fights. April being the leader, Isabella being the class clown, Leo being most hated but still loved. And Alani being the “quiet one” but still energetic! This friend group will stay together forever.
“Bro, isn’t that the crazy friend group, April, Leo, Isabella, Alani?”
“Yea, they’re so weird.”