sunnyvale coffee bean

bring your gf in a dumpster and fuck her then pop a chancre in her ass then make her eat it then make out w/ her then spit it in her vagina then hit her over the head with a coffee mug...dumb bitch

dude this chick pissed me off so i took her out back and gave her a sunnyvale coffee bean...she thought it was erotic

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Jew Jew Bean

Multiple or one fucked up old lady giving birth and giving blowjobs to oldmen in nursing homes

Oi Jew Jew Beans, what u doin?

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Juanita's Special Bean Dip

To engage in intercourse in someones rectum, then vagina, then mouth without even so much as a rinse.

She said she wanted to try something new so i let her have Juanita's Special Bean Dip.

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eating a can of green beans

What Brooklyn does when she is emotionally unstable

Aww shit! Brooklyn be eating a can of green beans. We boutta fill out some Google form.

Slutty Bean Bag Chair

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.

Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

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Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

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Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available

possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

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