A type of popular contemporary music, just like jazz, folk, r&b, rock n roll, ect. Pop music is the traditional type of popular contemporary music. In fact it is popular in every culture, it is the most popular kind of music. The content is normally about stuff that you can't see, such as love.
Every child my age likes pop music the most.
A progressive rock subgenre dedicated to pointless rambling notes, typically on a guitar, but not in all cases. Major acts include Frank Zappa and the Mothers and Primus.
Apostrophe and Sailing the Seas of Cheese are my favorite fuck music albums.
Rag Music is the type of music that you listen to when out with your mates. It is often fasted paced music but sometimes it also can be moderately fast. Rag Music songs usually have certain lines that you and your mates can shout out really loud.
Max Allen - "Dr Selby turn on the Rag Music."
Dr Selby - "Yeah lad what do you want on? We've got the Raggable Monkeys or the Kaiser Rags."
When someone only listens to a small selection of music genres and has zero knowledge of music outside of their tiny bubble.
Person 1: Yo, listen to this Nirvana song.
Person 2: Why the hell is he screaming so loud? Is this what metal is? I can't listen to this garbage...
Person 1: Holy shit, how are you this musically sheltered???
If it exists, there's a song about it. No exceptions. If something doesn't satisfy this rule, there is rule 35 of music, which states that:
If there isn't a song about it yet, one will be made. No exceptions.
Jim: Why the fuck is there a song about some guy cutting his dick off?
Patrick: Rule 34 of music.
Will inevitably all shut down in in response to cease and desist legal demands from Google.
Tom: Did you remember the discord music bot, Rythm?
William: Yeah, same it was discontinued.
Google: Ban all discord music bots reeeeeeee
A music genre that you can quote in fron of people who are pretentious about music to make them confused.
Pretentious Musician:"I love listening to bruitistic music!"
Normal Person:"Have you heard of ahchehisxbitistic music though??"