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when a girls pussy smells so bad that you have to piss instead of cum jus to get out of there
Dude it was so horrible that i had to pull the stinky piss rocket.
the next day after giving her the stinky piss rocket i wonder if it was her ass or her pussy that i had fucked
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1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.
2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.
Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.
Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.
Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)
Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.
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Term used to describe something that is of no use whatsoever - usually using during an attempt to install a Microsoft product on a Windows OS.
Arg, that Bill Gates, he's about as much use as a Sack of Horse Piss.
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piss waster twat dribbly retard
1.Some one who pisses on the seat
2. some one whilst drunk who paints pictures on walls with piss
3. some one who cant control there penis
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Kelsey was so piss drunk she pissed her bed last night.
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a game where 2 men stand 5 feet away from each other, and the first person 2 piss into the others mouth wins a blowjob from a cow.
man: ive one the cow piss game!
man: lucky fuck|!
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someone pissed in my mouth there is piss in my mouth this is shitty how am i talking
oh shit there is piss in my mouth
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