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When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office
"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"
To politely excuse yourself when you need to take a stinky number 2. Typically said when you feel the bubbly guts after drinking too much coffee.
Please excuse me. I need to take a sue.
The equivalent of walking somewhere
Rhiann: what's happening this evening then?
Josh: we're taking up legs t'spoons