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Any night between 1AD and 2025AD.
So the other night I was...
Night where all the grannies and gramps get down and dirty at the ole bingo hall and the granny with the least amount of respect for herself gives that saggy ass up to the grandpa who wins to split the profit on some custard
Grandma went to bingo night and after will probably go to the custard stand.
The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.
victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!
Also known as Daughter of night
This is Joseph
I saw the son of Night In my Dreams
To "go for night twonks" is to go and smoke marijuana outside, under the stars and the moon during the night time.
Bro 1: "Bro, let's go for night twonks, I'm feeling it right now."
Bro 2: "Totally man," as he grabs his bong.
Bro 3: "Sounds good."
Bro 4: "YES."
The four companions head outside and bike over to a wooded area under the night sky, where they proceed to partake in the intake of drugs, that drug being marijuana.
Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.
Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'
Similar to Morning Wood, a boner that you have in the middle of the night when you wake up. Can be used to slap your partner while they are sleeping.
I had to pee last night. Woke up with a night stick and slapped by wife’s ass with it.