when you get a boner because ur lonely
“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.
Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.
The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...
Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker
Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.
hating someone you may like platonically/romantically
Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him
The process of a man getting a boner.
I stared at him as he was going through the process of bonering.
"Give me a second. Its usually not like this."
Deriving pleasure from someone saying or doing something awkward or embarrassing.
That guy is so awkward and annoying, but watching him gives me such a cringe boner.