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flip flops (as in the shoes)
Before going to the beach, she put on her John Kerry's.
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Wishes he was Steve Young
John Elway wishes he was steve young
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An Ultra-Liberal who was one of for senators who voted against the ban on killing babies who are half born! As stupid as they come!!!!!!
We shall now vote on the bill to end partial birth abortion, answer yea if you want it to pass, and nay if you don't!
John Kerry: Nay
John Edwards: Nay
Barbara Boxer: Nay
Dianne Feinstein:
Everyone else who isn't an idiot and a wannabe baby killer: YEA!!
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someone that should be on the Surreal Life
John Kerry is going to be on the Surreal Life next season.
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when you pull out during anal sex and sign your name on their back with your poopy dick.
Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.
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A great quarter back for the Broncos, an average quarter back for a sucky Stanford Cardinal team. Some people believe that if he had won the 1982 big game against Cal, he would have one the Heisman. However Cal lateraled the ball 5 times to score. The fact is you can't win the Heisman if you go 6-4.
(Person) "There is not a single college quarter back better than John Elway."
(Person 2) "Your such a dumbass I can't even begin to say how wrong you are."
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A soulful, talented brotha representin Chi-town music produced by Kanye West
John Legend's hit ordinary people is well known
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