Butter Fucking Fingers

A common disorder that is more severe than just regular butter fingers. This disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object impossible. This is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to fuck butter. Butter is no longer on the fingers like butter fingers but it is now being fucked by the fingers. Thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.

Tom: "Woody how can you not be able to pick up that damn box!?"

Woody: "I have butter fucking fingers sir!"

Tom: "Oh I understand now."

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Flossing the Peanut Butter

To be relaxing, or resting. Normally pronounced "Flossin' da peanut butter."

Katy: "Hey man, what are you up to?"
Tommy: "Oh, just flossing the peanut butter"

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peanut butter sandwich

the act of shitting between the boobies of your partner and then proceeding to tit fuck her.

what happened to your peanut butter sandwich.....oh i gave it to your mom:)

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peanut butter jelly

An awesome song by The Buckwheat Boys. If you don't like it, you gay 'cause it has gret vocals and fantastice instrumentals.

Let's hear it for the dancing banana!

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Peanut Butter and jammin it.

"slang" when someone asks you whats goin, peanut butter and jammin it is equivalent. to "nutin much" or "just chillin"

First person- hey what have you been up to
Second Person- just peanut butter and jammin it.

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hitler butter

Hitler Butter is boring and tasteless. It’s the type of butter Jim Wills uses on his white supremacy toast.

Racist 1: “Man I love Jim Wills so much!”
Racist 2: “you know he uses Hitler butter, right”

Racist 1: “Even better! Make America Great Again“

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belly button butter

when a guy cums in a girls belly button, then puts tape over it, then 2 weeks later, he eats it out of her belly button

"oh man, my girls belly button butter last night was so good! my cum is amazing!"

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