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jizz covered tacos

when your eating a taco and your sour cream is really jizz bc the guy next to you wanted to be funny and jizzed all over your taco, so now your taco is going to be a stick mess.

dude that cour cream looks like jizz, your eating a jizz covered tacos

by TarTar[-_-] August 20, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Burnt Taco Meat

Black peoples pubes or body hair.

"That homeless lady definitely has Burnt Taco Meat."

by osama ben lez December 16, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cambodian Clam taco

In order to reenact this u will need you and four of ur clsoest friends. all of u will begin by gettin ass naked with a lemon up the ass. While doing so four of the members will lay another down and smother him in beef. While doing so they will cum all over him for an extra kick to the spices.After this has taken place the 3 standing members will cover them selves in mac mustard, tomato,clams ,lettuce, cheese, and chilli and wrestle the laying member for 20 mins or so. When done they will gather all of the scrappings and equally divide them into taco shells for a delicious treat.

Stew: What did you and the boys do last night?
Drew: Guess.
Neil: Have you ever had a Cambodian clam taco lol?
Drew: Yeah a clam taco lol
Stew: I want a cambodian clam taco.
Drew&Neil: Be over at 7p.m.

by forest bensen May 27, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot chocolate taco

a person he/she who shits in a vagina, then pours steamin water in, then stirs the mixture togethr. then they drink it out with a straw

I was so desperate for somethin to drink, i whipped up a couple of hot chocolate tacos

by T. Korona October 31, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camel Ass Taco

1.) Based on the movie starring, Larry the Cable Guy, 'Delta Farce'. When he and two of his buddies are accidently dropped off by the Army in Mexico instead of Iraq, they are befriended and taken in by the small town they inadvertedly saved from a local drug lord. When fed tacos, the guys are still convinced that they are in Iraq. After hearing that they were tacos, the trio concluded that it might contain camel meat. Hence, the dubbing name of Camel Ass Taco. 2.) Now used by several service men that refer to any kind of woman's anatomy from the Middle East. Persian Pussy is also currently referred to as Camel Ass Taco. 3.) A rascist description of many business owners, (i.e. Convenience store, liquor stores, gas stations, et al.,) Nomally used in context with Middle Eastern people, it is quite often transgressed to mean almost anyone from the Asian subcontinent, such as India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, et cetera.

Cusine: "That was great! Some wicked, 'Camel Ass Taco'!"

Sex: "I know that chick is from Iran, but she is a narly 'Camel Ass Taco', dude!"

Convenience store patron: "That guy running that joint is a real 'Camel Ass Taco'! Must be from turbanville somewhere."

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 14, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taco Bell Hotty

A grotesquely fat girl your friend tells you to turn around and look at under false pretenses.

Guy1: Oh man! There's a hot girl over there!
Guy2: *turns and looks* Ewww dude! Why'd you make me look at the Taco Bell Hotty?

by Nekst Level March 30, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


bubble gum taco

pussy, vagina...you get the picture..no really..visulize the picture....exactly!..Get it?..this awesome word came from my old roomate Calvin Wynder..aka CJ.....thank you CJ!

pussy, vagina, twat

by Michael Behar February 24, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž