Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.
Sara said to Gabe: "Natalie is such a douche-le-bag."
to jack off in a room full of people, without anyone else knowing.
did u hear how John douche-barry-b'd at that party? he knows how to jack it.
when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe
wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.
when a critical mass of doucheness is present in a gathering and starts to distract from why everyone is there in the first place.
We better get everyone back on track or this is just going to be another douche o rama like the last time.
When you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you'll need something extra. Douche's always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a Douche Pounder!
"The Buzz is a complete Douche Pounder with Cheese!"
someone who is a complete ass hole or just a fun word to call someone..cause they'll ask what the hell is that?
you're such a douche-ma-hogen!
The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.
Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...