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Facebook is a website where people socially complain about things in their lives when they are desperate for attention. But only certain people are welcome to show form of sympathy or condolences.
Facebook Gang Bang- When multiple people Gang up on an innocent Facebooker.
Ex. #1
What's the point of fighting a losing battle? Everyone knows that when a girl is complaining about her life on Facebook only positive lies are accepted. You can't say a factual opinion if it is not agreed upon by the upset girl. And if they disagree you will get "Facebook Gang Banged" by every girl.
Ex. #2
Girl: I'm soooo sad that my boyfriend broke up with me. HE is such an asshole.
Girls Friend: Yea ALL GUYS are such assholes
Guys Friend: Hey maybe you should stop posting so many Facebook statuses about that. You are making everyone think he is an ass when you don't even know why he broke up with you.
Girls Friend: Bro you need to gtfo this does not involve you.
Random Girl #1: Yea you need to leave her alone!
Random Girl #2: Yea seriously that was really mean how could you say that!
Random Girl #3: Yea you need to stop saying shit.
Girl: Thanks guys<3
Guys Friend: -_____-
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Someone who's facebook statuses mood changes every 5 minutes.
Typical Bipolar Facebook status maker...
12:00 - Im having a great day!
12:05- I hate life....
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The period of time right after school gets out, and into the greater part of summer, when people on Facebook must one-up everyone's posts to try to show that they're having a better summer than everyone else.
Person 1's Post: Had a fun time last night, I love summer.
Person 2's Post: Last night was INSANE, this summer's gonna be awesome!
Person 3's Post: Yesterday could NOT have been any better! And today will be just as awesome! My summer is gonna be soooo badass!!
Person 1's Post: Wow it's like a Facebook summer "one-upping" convention.
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Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
Inane Facebook Status Updates:
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
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The phrase to describe a situation where you have a large number of facebook 'friends,' some of whom know things about you that they could post that you do not want other friends to know about.
This is a situation best managed by having the correct privacy settings, deleting some of your friends off Facebook and not initiating any posts yourself, thereby preventing a situation where a friend reveals a fact about you that you do not wish someone else knowing about.
Oh sh*t! The surprise party for Fiona will be no surprise if i dont delete that post I made with the comment from Dave about bringing the drinks on Thursday! Time for some Facebook Friend Faction Management!
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when you and a friend on facebook are facebook chatting and you keep sending more and better smileys to each other trying to outdo each other. popular with younger fb members.
1: :P
2: :)
1: :D
2: 8|
1: 8)
2: how do we get sucked into these facebook chat smiley wars?
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When you're currently stalking one person's photos, and another person in their photos catches your attention. You then proceed to stalk this person.
Dude, I was stalkin' Katie last night, but then I saw this picture Leila, and reverse facebook stalked her.
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