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Someone who's facebook statuses mood changes every 5 minutes.
Typical Bipolar Facebook status maker...
12:00 - Im having a great day!
12:05- I hate life....
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The period of time right after school gets out, and into the greater part of summer, when people on Facebook must one-up everyone's posts to try to show that they're having a better summer than everyone else.
Person 1's Post: Had a fun time last night, I love summer.
Person 2's Post: Last night was INSANE, this summer's gonna be awesome!
Person 3's Post: Yesterday could NOT have been any better! And today will be just as awesome! My summer is gonna be soooo badass!!
Person 1's Post: Wow it's like a Facebook summer "one-upping" convention.
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The phrase to describe a situation where you have a large number of facebook 'friends,' some of whom know things about you that they could post that you do not want other friends to know about.
This is a situation best managed by having the correct privacy settings, deleting some of your friends off Facebook and not initiating any posts yourself, thereby preventing a situation where a friend reveals a fact about you that you do not wish someone else knowing about.
Oh sh*t! The surprise party for Fiona will be no surprise if i dont delete that post I made with the comment from Dave about bringing the drinks on Thursday! Time for some Facebook Friend Faction Management!
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Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
Inane Facebook Status Updates:
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
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when you and a friend on facebook are facebook chatting and you keep sending more and better smileys to each other trying to outdo each other. popular with younger fb members.
1: :P
2: :)
1: :D
2: 8|
1: 8)
2: how do we get sucked into these facebook chat smiley wars?
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When you're currently stalking one person's photos, and another person in their photos catches your attention. You then proceed to stalk this person.
Dude, I was stalkin' Katie last night, but then I saw this picture Leila, and reverse facebook stalked her.
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When someone likes every status, post and anything you do on fb within 2 minutes of you doing it. They also initiate chat every time you log in. These people may make you not want to post things or be online, because you know they will not leave you alone.
This can be good, in the case of crushes or romantic interests; but can be freaking annoying by others.
Jane: " I think Alberto likes me.."
Denise: "Why do you think so?"
Jane: "He's been all up in my facebook lately."
OR
Pedro: "Man, Kevin is always all up in my facebook, it's so annoying."
Pablo: "Yea, he is online 24/7"