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George Jerry is the best guy ever. His name is a little long so people call him GJ. When he likes you, its over, hes stuck on you forever and thinking of you non stop. He loves you unconditionally and wont ever stop. He is just a great all around guy. But dont fuck with this dude or with his girl especially, or hell fuck you up bad. He cant eat gluten though, but thats okay, he deals with it. He always wants you to be your best. Like him :)
"Keep your head up babe, miss you"
Look at that guy over there, trying to hard to be a George Jerry.
ben.
aka a guy with really weak shins
“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”
The dog who gives you the bone on Christmas day.
"She's lettin' my boy in the back door tonight" " yeah bro he's chilli george in it"
A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.
Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)
Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!
Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...
Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...
Drunkard 2: As is his ego...
A teen that plays video games 24/7 but gets a a girlfriend and becomes a huge simp
“Is Beastmaster69 hopping on tonight?”
“No, he’s a George Pinch.”
Someone who has the capability to fire a messy shit all over the wall of a public facility
Ewwww! Did you just do a George Parsons all over the wall of the K Social loo