HORSE MEAT

we all love HORSE MEAT you should try MOOMEAT it is good too.

Samara visited me this weekend. but she left early since my room was too bright and dry for her taste. she prefers the well instead.

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taco meat

excessive armpit hair that at first glance appears to look like juicy ground meat

"Damn, taco meat freak!"

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Meat Popsicle

A dead man's boner.

"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"

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Tiny Meat Gang

A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.

Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”

Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”

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Tainted Meat

1. When a white man has has previously fucked by a black woman. In other words, he is now tainted for life.
2. Dead man's dick, after a few days.

A: Hey, if a cannibal eats a guy's penis, does that make him gay?
B: Yes. He likes tainted meat.
A: That was an unusual thing to say.

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Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

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Meat Nugget

Extremely large beef curtains. When the lips of a girls vagina hang very low.

Wow, Taya (from rock of love) has a meat nugget..... really check it out.

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