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selfish sex
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay
no eating out
no satisfaction for the girl
straight to sleep after they have nutted
Joe: I hit that slumbust with the chesty special
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?
A taco special, usually used by a Mexican family, is when a man turn a woman into a living taco. He stuffs beef and lettuce in her pussy and tomatoes and cheese in her. Then he gives her the "hard shell", where he penetrates her with a very erect and hard penis.
Oh, I have Sasha a taco special last night.
Puttin hot sauce on someone's little piggies and proceeding to slurp
Who wants a quick jaylen special?
The fancy way of saying "special ed".
Jerry: Whats up Specialized Edison
Your Mom: Thats not my name Jerry, we broke up 3 years ago, get over it.
Jerry: And thats why your half brothers sister was in special ed!
Wearing a button up that’s floral with khakis
Hey it looks like your wearing the gagne special today, nice!
Eating out a girl while she takes a shit.
She was taking a shit and I gave her a McGlynn Special. She creamed immediately.
For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.