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(Dad) Man, Daughter can i squeeze the milk out of you?!
(Daughter) You mean calcium sauce, Right?
Cereal sauce. Originated from cow's tiddies (which we normally consume in cereals and milkshakes, coffees, and tea ) also from any mammal's tiddies
Him: you're gonna lose, imma bet.
Her: suck my milk, I won't!
Him: oh fucking thanks
*Sucks tiddies for milk*
What your dad went to get when he never came back...
Dad: I'm going to get some milk for the baby!
Son 7 years later: How come you have never told me or mentioned my dad?
Mom: Your father went to get the "Milk"...
The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.
Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.
The white liquid that escapes a cows udder and is then bottled for our children’s enjoyment. Some people prefer the the chocolate or strawberry variety, and some Trollops decide they don’t actually like it. Can be pronounced as melk if milk feels uncomfortable. This is socially acceptable.
Tommy stop drinking that milk/melk or you will crap your pants later!
The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back
Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"
The excuse Dads make to leave your life and may or may not come back
Dad:"Kids I'm gonna buy some milk I'll be back"
Kids:"Ok Dad!"
(20 years later)
Dad:*comes home with Milk* "Kids I'm back! I missed you all!"
Kids:"Fucking Liar"