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When 2 or more monkies rape another monkey, In anyway, mostly happens at zoos where people can see.
"We had a third case of Monkey Gang Rape this week, Those fucking monkeys are getting out of control.
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The item a man keeps in his vehicle in order to cover one's yuk-mouth, skunk-nuts, jungle-pits and overall lack of hygenical preparedness for intercourse.
Dude, I was totally rank last night after dancing with that chick! But don't worry, I was still able to hook up with her thanks to my Gentlemans Rape Kit
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The world’s stupidest national “holiday” ever created by “the boys 🥶😈😹👎🏽“ like seriously y’all mfs making us boys look bad and stupid, if you’re taking part of it, I hope you drop the soap in prison
I swear who ever created this national rape day, I wish nothing but the worst luck possible for him
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Having sex with your best friend of the same sex on accident (after a long night of partying n such)
DUDE i did NOT have foaming ape rape with you last night man, that was Sheila.... But tell me, was it good?
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When some is drilled in the anus against their consent so hard that blood is drawn. Usually after a VERY long session. Victim is rarely concious.
Bloody anal rape is nasty shit
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Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
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