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The item a man keeps in his vehicle in order to cover one's yuk-mouth, skunk-nuts, jungle-pits and overall lack of hygenical preparedness for intercourse.
Dude, I was totally rank last night after dancing with that chick! But don't worry, I was still able to hook up with her thanks to my Gentlemans Rape Kit
The world’s stupidest national “holiday” ever created by “the boys 🥶😈😹👎🏽“ like seriously y’all mfs making us boys look bad and stupid, if you’re taking part of it, I hope you drop the soap in prison
I swear who ever created this national rape day, I wish nothing but the worst luck possible for him
Having sex with your best friend of the same sex on accident (after a long night of partying n such)
DUDE i did NOT have foaming ape rape with you last night man, that was Sheila.... But tell me, was it good?
When some is drilled in the anus against their consent so hard that blood is drawn. Usually after a VERY long session. Victim is rarely concious.
Bloody anal rape is nasty shit
Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
More commonly referred to as Rape Me in the Ass. This phrase is not meant to be taken literally but to symbolize one's indifference towards a situation.
Person 1- "Dude, you sooo shoulda been there!"
Person 2- "...Rape me in the ass."