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Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.
*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*
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15-15-30
15 minutes eating ass
15 minutes licking clit
30 minutes fucking
A: sex with my girl has gotten boring
B: you should try the 15-15-30 rule
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When someone has hooked up with every single sibling of the same gender but one, he/she is not allowed to hook up with the remaining sibling.
Hey, did Ross sleep with Sally when he was back in Iowa?
No, she wanted to but he couldn't do it - the Saving Private Ryan Rule, you know? He's already hooked up with Jane and Samantha.
Oh, right.
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A funny phrase James May wrote on the side of Richard Hammond's pickup truck for the US Special of the BBC series Top Gear. This phrase became popular for them almost getting shot by people in Alabama. During a fuel stop they were confronted by "rednecks", who were offended by the slogans causing the crew and presenters to flee.
James May: *writes "Man Love Rules OK" on the side of Hammond's pickup truck*
Jeremy Clarkson: "what you've done James, is killed your friend..."
*later in Alabama*
Woman: Now, are y'all gay looking to see how long it takes to get beat up in a hick town?
Jeremy Clarkson: I am running for the border.
Richard Hammond: They could have killed us!
Jeremy Clarkson: I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables.
1. A 1985 song by the British band Tears for Fears.
2. Basically the most true line ever. EVER. See Julius Caeser, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Happy Bunny.
1. "GEE WILICKERS, I JUST LOVE THE SONG EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!
2. Damn. Broseph Stalin wanted to rule the world.
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Having the fixation on doing equal sexual favors for a pair of best friends.
Brandon - Hey Libby wanna hang out?
Libby - Sure, only if Matt comes though.
Brandon - Best friends rule?
Libby - Oh yeah, all night ;)
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A standard female to male orgasmic ratio held by men of particular knowledge during sexual encounters, whereby the bare minimum of the female partner’s climatic satisfaction remains proportional to the ratio of 10 in relation to the male partner’s singular disengagement.
Ten to One Rule - Female to Male Ratio:
10:1 - Initiated
50:5 - Accomplished
100:10 - Master
Note:
10:1 - 40:4 must occur within the same evening
50:5 - 90:9 must occur within 24 hours
100:10 must be completed within 48 hours
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