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GeoFS is a 12 year old online browser game that surprisingly can run on the worst PCs ever invented in the history of mankind. The game tries to pathetically teach you how to fly a plane even though the physics in the game are really unrealistic and terrible. Everything about the game is terrible including the community which includes a bunch of little kids who pretend that they are in the military and pretend to shoot down other planes even though you can't in the game because it's way too unrealistic. These kids call themselves "GeoFS Tubers" and post crappy videos of themselves playing this game on YouTube. GeoFS' navigational data is literally stolen by the developer from Google Earth before he got sued and Google ended his license. The planes in the game themselves are stolen 3d models which the indie developer randomly buys from sketchfab.com or 3d warehouse. Even though it's a free game the creator tries to make money by asking the players for 10 bucks to get a higher resolution of the game which is really just Bing Maps. A bunch of streamers have made notable fame using this game by filming themselves flying for hours and getting other people to fly alongside them to get featured on YouTube, Twitch, Facebook live, or possibly even Only Fans.
Friend 1: I just started playing GeoFS and I wanna become a pilot now!
Friend 2: Get off that terrible game immediately if you actually want to know how to fly.
Something you should call your next door neighbor especially if they are obese, annoying, and always yells "GET OFF MY LAWN!" or something else like that.
Neighbor: You kids better get out of my lawn!
Kid 1: Mr Nebbercracker is such a Pugad Baboy.
Kid 2: Yeah.
A funny phrase James May wrote on the side of Richard Hammond's pickup truck for the US Special of the BBC series Top Gear. This phrase became popular for them almost getting shot by people in Alabama. During a fuel stop they were confronted by "rednecks", who were offended by the slogans causing the crew and presenters to flee.
James May: *writes "Man Love Rules OK" on the side of Hammond's pickup truck*
Jeremy Clarkson: "what you've done James, is killed your friend..."
*later in Alabama*
Woman: Now, are y'all gay looking to see how long it takes to get beat up in a hick town?
Jeremy Clarkson: I am running for the border.
Richard Hammond: They could have killed us!
Jeremy Clarkson: I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables.
The Nefario Principle states that the bigger the mass of an object, the quicker the effect of a shrink ray wears off.
The larger the mass of an object, the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! I call it the Nefario Principle. I just came up with it now, actually.
A very old website where people can submit planes for the flight simulator X-Plane that are of absolutely low-quality. They also can surprisingly make money out of said planes.
Also it's a site still not affiliated with Laminar Research or Austin Meyer, creator of X-Plane.
Juan: Yo I just bought a new plane from X-Plane.org!
Pedro: Was it good?
Juan: Nah, it was absolutely garbage.
Pedro: Leave a bad review on it then.
A funny prank you can do with your friend. You and your friend will pretend to be one member from the famed WWE duo. Both of you will then creep up to another friend from both sides (front and back). Both of you then charge at said friend at the same time, hitting them in the process. The result creates a sandwich between you and your friend, with the person being pranked acting as the inside of the sandwich.
Zhar was acting annoying lately, so me and Josh gave him a Legion of Doom.
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