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"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
Pants that make your ass cheeks look fly
Guy: Ouugh thicky Nicky those sexy pants are making you thiqqq
Pants (usually cargo pants) with a camo print.
I enlisted in the military, I'll be wearing IT pants there.
When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?
Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.
Pants that might not actually be clean but look like it
I can’t find pants but these look clean so I’m gonna wear these “clean pants”
When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.
Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!
Combination of Handsome Pants and Bestie, a handsome bestie. It is not required that they wear pants. Like a pet name or term of endearment
Bestie Pants, your hair looks so good today!