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douche cake

Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.

Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.

by jdubya April 2, 2008

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maybe cake

A possibly existent cake that one receives on his/her birthday.

Kid: Ooh are we having cake later for my birthday?
Mom: Maybe, dear. We may be having a maybe cake later.

by Eridaniii April 9, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


smash dem cakes

a derogitory term for roughly making love to a female

kieghan "did u smash dem cakes"

chuck"yea i put a hurtin on that bitch"

by kieghan October 25, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.

Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.

by applebottomjeans March 4, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


bake you a cake

-A sexual innuendo
-Have sex with you

Carrie said to Tim in a seductive voice "Come to my house later and i'll bake you a cake" then winked.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


SWISS CAKE ROLLS

some thing that i eat alot by little debbe and r really good

i love swiss cake rolls

by JOrdan darks April 29, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Strawberry Cum-Cake

Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.

My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

355๐Ÿ‘ 433๐Ÿ‘Ž