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A person who claims they know a lot about cars But tends to only talk about over-popular car brands like Ferrari,Lamborghini,Bugatti,ETC...
Car Guy:Whats your favorite car?
Wannabe:its the Ferrari Veyron
Car Guy:*Face palms* Lets face it you don't know S**t about cars your a Wannabe Car Guy.
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When a poor nice guy can't get a girl to like him just because she
- already has a boyfriend
- thinks he is completely unattractive
- doesn't like his personality
or because he
- is a total neckbeard
- doesn't understand social cues
- is probably a brony, furry, etc.
- calls himself a "pickup artist"
- wears a fedora everywhere he goes
A neckbeard says, "I can't believe Stephanie won't dump her boyfriend and be my girlfriend. Girls always go for the douchebags when they could have a guy like me who will love them and respect them!"
His non-neckbeard friend replies, "Dude- you've totally got Nice Guy Syndrome! Go jack off to My Little Pony or some shit."
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A Trendy Black Guy is someone who wears Alife sneakers, A.P.C Jeans, loves BAPE etc. He usually hangs with others like himself and does "cool" things depending on what your definition of cool is. He frequently visits trendyblackguy.com to feed his ego and learn more about others like him as well.
Trendy Black Guys love girls with style too and will usually convert a girl, lacking in style, that they like to a Trendy version of her former self.
question: How do I become a Trendy Black Guy?
answer: Go to SoHo and shop in the all the boutiques!
you: Hey, that girl is cute but her style is lame!
me: No problem, as a Trendy Black Guy, I can change her to my liking
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the bad luck of having a guy say he likes you and so then all loyal friends of his refuse to date you regardless of whether anything even happened with the first guy.
Mary had the Churro Guy Curse (CGC) and could not get a date for the rest of high school.
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When one of your friends gets a girlfriend and rejects everyone else in his life. The girlfriend becomes priority numero uno, and nobody else matters. Disappearing Hangout Guys stop going to the gym, abandon their normal social circles and, in extreme cases, might even quit their jobs.
Mark: Hey man let's get some of the guys together to go fishing this weekend. Call Daniel and see if he wants to go.
Mike: I haven't talked to Daniel in months, ever since he got that girlfriend. Ever since he started dating that chick he's become a Disappearing Hangout Guy.
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You can't ever forget the delivery guy ®️
Pizza delivery guy
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A funny comedian on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Blue Collar TV. Anyone who thinks the things he says arent funny should be shot.
Thats funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DONE!
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