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In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America
Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
is more than enough and has a great personality
Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch
Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING
Mark: I know right
Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro
Mark: I don’t even know
1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party
A nasty ass school, with bathrooms that look like meth labs. Ugly as bitches tryna start shit all the time. People selling fucking vapes. A bunch of god damn snakes. Ugly people acting cool. Teachers that make you write 5 mother fucking paragraphs for saying "bad words" such as DAMN. Yes im looking at you Mr #salad. My name is Kevin Delgado and you are watching Disney Chanel.
Dr.E.L.Whigham 1
National give your boyfriend head day
You know what day it is tomorrow? No why? its April 1st are you giving your boyfriend head. yawpp
The warriors blew a 3-1 lead to the Cleveland Cavaliers after LeBron just blocked Iguodala and Kyrie Irving killed C(hoke)urry with a three pointer and Kevin Love looked him down.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))
Oooook yeah, that's the shunning thing I'm talking about. That right there:
Proverbs 1:28-33 in the Bible describes the consequences of the behaviors outlined in the previous section of the chapter. The verses include:
"Then they will call to me but I will not answer; they will look for me but will not find me, since they hated knowledge and did not choose to fear the Lord".
"Since they would not accept my advice and spurned my rebuke, they will eat the fruit of their ways and be filled with the fruit of their schemes".
"For the waywardness of the simple will kill them, and the complacency of fools will destroy them; but whoever listens to me will live in safety and be at ease, without fear of harm".
That's what they do to you is you tell them their Book demon is a psycho.
Hym "See? Right there! Proverbs 1:28-33. If you don't do what they tell you they ignore you, steal your shit or look the other way while crime is happening to you, and then the complacency of fools (That's YOU. You're the retard.) allows them to get away with it. Did I not say that earlier? That's it's the tactics they use against people to control their lives indirectly? They get you to do the incest cult (with or against your will)... And then the solipsists do whatever they want. That's the whole things."
A fucking retard "But... But it's makes them feel more gooders guys! Right? And isn't it better for them to thing that they aren't delusional schizos?"
Hym "No. You're retarded. And no is isn't 'just anything. 'It's just *THIS*' or 'It's just *THAT*' No. It isn't. You're dumb. Dumb and bad!"