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self-loving

when you masturbate out of no other option

"Man no girl would ever have sex with me so i gotta do a little self-loving

by Gangister Aiwaa October 24, 2008

40πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


uni love

Runescape playing 40 year old skank ho that sybers teenage boys for game items.

Uni Love charges 25 gp per hour or 15 tuna to syber 18 and under boys on runescape.

by Kind Ninja May 1, 2005

86πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


platonic love

Deep connection bewtween two people with no sexual desire or romantic attachment.

"That's my best friend in the world, but there's nothing but platonic love going on."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

442πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž


love worm

Euphemism for penis.

I was feeling around for your love worm.

by ThoMatt July 5, 2009

267πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


Skinny Love

When two people love each other but are too shy to admit it but they show it anyway.

Matt Smith: "Karen has harboured a huge crush on me over the past nine months."
Karen Gillan: "Matt has a massive crush on me."

'Who's Matt's celebrity crush?'
Karen: "I don't really know."
Matt: "I'm going to say Karen Gillan."

Karen: "Matt's a superb kisser."
Matt: "I'd give Karen a 9 or 10 for kissing."

Interviewer: (to Karen) "but you're so pretty!"
Karen: "aw."
Matt: "Thanks! Thanks buddy!"

This ladies and gentlemen is a very good example of Skinny Love. As you can see, Matt and Karen are definitely in love with each other but they are not in a relationship.

by mattsmithswife July 24, 2013

230πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Crew Love

When a group of friends, guys and girls, date amongst each other and pass each other around to other mates in the group.

This type of behavior is mostly seen in A-class groups & shy boys/girls.

Man that's some CREW LOVE right there.

That one girl has dated all the guys in the crew. They are all about crew love.

by parappah2O May 25, 2011

284πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


love system

A combination of steps, methods, and routine patterns formulated to achieve the specific goal of a establishing and maintaining a hot, passionate, fulfilling love relationship. The love system is 'whole' consisting of interrelated and interdependent elements which continually influence one another (directly or indirectly). The love system has feedback mechanisms of communication, periods of calm and change, and boundaries that are usually defined by the lovers within the love system itself. The love system is simple but can be limited by the observer’s capacity to comprehend the complexity of the other lover in the system. The dating system can transfer some understanding and solutions to the love system but the love system obeys rules which cannot be understood by breaking them into parts, and may malfunction when an element is removed or altered significantly. Together, lovers in a love system provide each other with a coherent and unified way of viewing and interpreting the universe that they experience as love.

β€œThat couple has a finely tuned love system.”

β€œHis love system automatically fills the love bucket.”

by Love Bucket February 20, 2010

31πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž