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Manipulating the price of an e-bay auction by simply placing a bid with no intention to buy, but rather to increase price more rapidly for the seller. Should the bumper be the winner of the auction, they will be transafered the money by the seller after payment, and give him back his goods.
Sometimes this occurs when the bumper simply wants to annoy others by pushing the price to ridiculous amounts near the end of the auction so desperate bidders place higher bids. These people also enjoy pestering the seller with questions about thier sexuality and underwear hygeine.
Spotting e-bay bumping is quite hard, since many n00bs unintentionally push the price up by placing consequtive increasing amounts for the same item within minutes.
If you notice that an item has a bidder who has placed multiple bids for an item, check thier feedback. If you notice this person has bought several items over a long period of time from the current seller, you have probably uncovered a scam, and should report it.
e girl season starts on october 1st and ends on november 1st
hey dude, when is e girl season?
oh it’s in october so now i guess :p
A FOIL (F-Off I'm Leaving) E-Mail is a short e-mail you send to all your co-workers to tell them you have to ditch work for the day, for reasons you are not going to disclose but are most likely related to sunny weather, holiday shopping, or a hangover.
Elements of a "FOIL E-Mail" are described below:
Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).
I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)
A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)
Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)
"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."
"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)
the very uncreative handle used by my brother.
"yo man dis is da phat big e"
-real quote-
National motto for silas should should a
country/nation/etc be named after him
The natural calling for Silas is and ALWAYS WILL BE
"E SYLLABUS UNUM"
E svllabus UNUM is the official motto
The E-Laugh Scale is a scale that compares what people type in on e-mails/text when they "laugh" to what they are really doing as they type it. The scale was developed after scientific research based upon people's real actions when they type in certain laughing abbreviations over the internet. The E-Laugh Scale is as follows:
1 - haha - sitting there staring at the screen, said only to make the other person feel good about their story.
2 - lol - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said could be accepted as funny, but doesn't really find it funny at all.
3 - lmao / lmfao - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said is a little hilarious and puts on a small and unnoticeable grin.
4 - LOL / LMAO / LMFAO - the person looks at the message, reads it over again to make sure he's reading it right, then leans back in his/her chair with a kind of big smile, because he thought it was a little more funny.
5 - HAHAHAHAHA - the person looks at the message and thinks its pretty funny, and begins to give a small, quiet laugh, because he thought what the other person said was just plain funny.
6 - LOLOLOLOL - the person thinks the message was pretty funny and gives a slightly louder, but short laugh.
7 - A combination of 4, 5, and 6 - the person thinks the message is very funny, and starts to laugh really hard.
a person is watching his friend text his girlfriend
(guy 1 types in "haha lol")
Guy 2: Dude you aren't even laughing, the E-Laugh Scale was right. LIAR!!"
Guy 1: STFU
when you are feeling ill and house bound but still want a bit of retail therapy, log on and partake in some "e-tail therapy".
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.
ruth has just spent her weeks wages in 10 minutes of "e-tail therapy"