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alfred e. neuman

Your next president.

Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.

by Myxamatosis October 30, 2006

47πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


amor e morte

1) Latin for "Love and Death", it is a rarely used form of explaining heartache or obsession.
2) There is a possible relation to The 5 Wounds Of Christ in its origin, and therefore is tantamount to the 5 Points Of The Pentagram. However, its religious connections are vague and not 100% proven.
3) A track from Cradle Of Filth's Midian album.
4) Often this term is used to describe links to passion and death within poetry or prose.
5) It can also be used in issues of fate, wherein the love from or for someone or something leads to their demise.

1) They may have seemed well for each other, but he was destined for Amor E Morte from day 1.
2) In the throes of death all that was heard uttered from his lips were "Amor... E... Morte..." as his soul passed into Heaven.
3)Instead of harking prophecies
And how our brother sang
Amor e Morte
In the thick evergreens
Theirs was a chorus for raucous souls
Shifting shape and lifting napes
To commemorate
Erotic stains
Amor e Morte
4) Love is the peace of death and security of the grave. Love is the closest to an afterlife we can experience.
5) William's Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet may be described as Amor E Morte in it's content and implications.

by /\@/\Spyda/\@/\ July 25, 2006

79πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


big e

the very uncreative handle used by my brother.

"yo man dis is da phat big e"
-real quote-

by matt dold January 4, 2004

6πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


e-bay bumping

Manipulating the price of an e-bay auction by simply placing a bid with no intention to buy, but rather to increase price more rapidly for the seller. Should the bumper be the winner of the auction, they will be transafered the money by the seller after payment, and give him back his goods.

Sometimes this occurs when the bumper simply wants to annoy others by pushing the price to ridiculous amounts near the end of the auction so desperate bidders place higher bids. These people also enjoy pestering the seller with questions about thier sexuality and underwear hygeine.

Spotting e-bay bumping is quite hard, since many n00bs unintentionally push the price up by placing consequtive increasing amounts for the same item within minutes.

If you notice that an item has a bidder who has placed multiple bids for an item, check thier feedback. If you notice this person has bought several items over a long period of time from the current seller, you have probably uncovered a scam, and should report it.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

41πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


e girl season

e girl season starts on october 1st and ends on november 1st

hey dude, when is e girl season?

oh it’s in october so now i guess :p

by fatboimarkiepoo1 October 1, 2019

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


FOIL E-Mail

A FOIL (F-Off I'm Leaving) E-Mail is a short e-mail you send to all your co-workers to tell them you have to ditch work for the day, for reasons you are not going to disclose but are most likely related to sunny weather, holiday shopping, or a hangover.

Elements of a "FOIL E-Mail" are described below:

Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).

I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)

A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)

Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)

"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."

"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)

by vodka_joe December 28, 2011

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


David E Roth

Constantly shitting on the people you supervise.

It's christmas let your people go home! Quit being a David E Roth!

by Dj Dumb Dick December 3, 2014