green fever

green fever: when your friend can't handle his weed and pukes to try and come down.

Kid: dude rip this bong.
Pussy: Just looking at the bong makes me gag *blauauaugh*
Kid: lmao, you got green fever. fuckin pussy

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green pencils

A term used for joints when talking around adults.

Hey lets meet after school and "draw" with our "green pencils"

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the green house

a place to laugh and love and BE...and the "occasional" political undertone

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green chain

A green chain, in a sawmill, is the chain that carries processed boards that are ready to be packed.

Green chains are typically associated with manliness, as only true men can be successful on the chain.

Green chains are places for champions.

"The boards, having finished their journey, travled down the green chain while waiting to be packed."

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green jacket

reffering to weed if talking to a friend on the phone, while a parent is present.

Hey, did you get my green jacket at Spicer's house last night, man?

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green stink breath

an awesome green day song that is true punk rhythmically; the song describes a stoner who can't stop (and doesn't care if he does) using Meth

I'm on a roll,
No self control
I'm blowing off steam with,
Meth Amphetamine

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Green Day Snob

A less extreme form of the Green Day Elite or the Green Day Nazi. Excludes/derides all other Green Day fans because of any number of petty and ridiculous reasons. Usually considers self to be some kind of caretaker of all things Green Day. Root cause is usually envy and jealousy.

1. Depending on age of Green Day Snob, it could be because the unfortuante Green Day Fan did not know of Green Day before their current album (usually either before American Idiot or Dookie, but could be any album).

The Green Day Snob berated my 8 year old cousin because she did not know Green Day before Dookie. The Green Day Snob apparently can't do math because my cousin was not born yet when Dookie came out.

2. Green Day Fan has better Green Day memorabilia than Green Day Snob.

That Green Day Snob refused to post my picture of Mike Dirnt's autograph because it says "Mike Loves Me" and she was jealous.

3. Green Day Fan does not know as much or knows more trivia than Green Day Snob.

My little brother was kicked out of a Green Day Snob's Yahoo! Group because he did not know Mike Dirnt's real name.

4. Any condition in which a Green Day Fan is perceived to threaten the status of the Green Day Snob.

I was deleted from a Green Day Snob's friend list because my screen name is DirntFiend and she did not think of it first.

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