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If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!
Ben: Your face is nasty!
David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.
Ben: Awww what?!
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when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.
"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."
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to deflower; to engage in sexual intercourse with a party who has not previously partaken of such relations
yo man, your sister's lookin' f-i-n-e: fine. anyone drill a pilot hole in her yet?
Try finger but hole is an act done by undead and unkindled individuals when they find an amazing rear or amazing chest therefore, they must try finger but hole.
Amazing chest ahead therefore, try finger but hole
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when someone is so attractive, you belittle yourself to be just a fleshlight for them to fuck.
Girl 1 : Oh my god, hes so hot.
Girl 2 : IM JUST A HOLE, SIR.
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A woman that is great at giving head, loves it up the ass and enjoys to have their pussy pounded over and over and over again.
Jodi is such a slut-skank, her nick name is '3 Hole Wonder'.
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when partaking in anal sex (partically gay sex), the penis reaches through the inner rectum, known as the second hole. when this occurs, the bottom feels hightened pleasure.
that dick was so big, it hit so deep. got me feeling that second hole bliss.
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