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The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.
fachi is the italian word for face. and the action of putting something ‘to the face’ means to take a big fucking shot of booze.
Dude 1: “Yo, you really gonna take that shot of absinthe?!”
Dude 2: “Straight to the fachi!”
commence the shot.
seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.
kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know
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