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A foul odored (and foul tasting) substance, similar to gruel, usually served in correctional institutions and sometimes public schools. Usually a grey or brown viscous liquid with chunks of pseudo meat (usually dog food) in it.
Every Monday and Friday morning, the jail house serves Choke 'N' Puke for breakfast.
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1) Bisexual. Liking both "surf" (fish, i.e. pussy) and "turf" (meat, i.e. cock)
2) Getting some man and lady love at the same time or in the same relative time frame.
1) "She's definitely surf n turf, and she's been staring at you all night. You can't lose!"
2) "Why do people keep inviting me to their house for surf n turf? I'm not going to magically start liking cock"
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A sexual act in where a male or female performs a handjob (choking the chicken) while eating out his asshole (waffle). No syrup is necessary.
Hey chuck, how much did you pay for that chicken n waffle you got in Tijuana? Did you shit in her mouth?
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music people think came from the british. it actually came from america in the 50's. Elvis Presley sings rock n roll not those british bands like ac/dc or black sabbath. americans created rock n roll style too (greasers)
brit: we created rock n roll because we have AC/DC
American: no, we created rock n roll because we have elvis presley, which was way before all those bands
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super couple. with a great dog and holiday card.
we gather here today to remember chester. arian and i (paul) would like to thank you for coming.
happy new year
love the holmes
ariana 'n' paul
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the trip n' sip...stumbling around after sippin...i dont know how bout 24 beers and a jack and coke...then you proceed to bang some chick in her most notorious of body cavities and blow your load all over her fuckin face...then you give her one of those loopy crazy straws to slurp your manspunk off her face!!! mmmm tastes like vanilla! w/ salt BITCH!
im sure you all know some trip n' sip wench
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Rhyming slang for being on the 'dole' (unemployment benefit in the UK yankee dudes.
Got a job yet?
No, i'm still on the rock 'n' roll.
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