icing the cake

When you go to a music festival or other event and they have grossly under-estimated attendance and massively skimped on port-o-potties. You enter for a #2. There is already a cone of scheiss adorning the seat, but you feel confident you can cast the last stone. With knees unbent and face to the door, you ice the cake with success.

Note: only one person can claim having iced the cake per port-o-potty; extra bragging rights if you wipe with a wife beater afterwords and swirl that around your prize to fashion it a makeshift crown of glory

When Mike finished icing the cake at Festeroo, he erupted from the port-o-potty exclaiming: "it's done, no more!"

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marble cake baby

1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.

2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.

1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.

2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.

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Creole Creme Cake

2-4 men of Louisianan dissent ejaculate in a females ass & proceed to lick it out

Bruh let's go hangout with Steph, she said she's ready to try a "Creole Creme Cake"

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caking your face

Putting to much make - up on.

Your caking your face so but it looks like you got gangbanged by a box of cayolas

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emo rice cakes

emo rice cakes are cakes made from rice but with a gothic manor. e.g. black rice cakes wearing a vampire cape. or rice cakes wearing black items of clothing and vampire fangs.

Danny is a common name for emo rice cakes

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Sweet Daddy Cakes

Sweet Daddy Cakes is a way to describe one of the great tasting cakes made from DaddyCakes® multiple flavors of mixes. DaddyCakes has ten "Just Add Water" mixes and great syrups as well. Daddy Cakes are "Sweet" as in loving and goodness. "Daddy Cakes" is a licensed & registered trademark.

I used mix to make some deliciously sweet Daddy Cakes® cupcakes and then used the same mix and cooked up some unbelievable flapjacks! Sweet Daddy Cakes are simply the best for sharing with family and friends.

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pocket paddy-cake

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.

Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.

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