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The future winner of the 2020 American election.
Dave: Who will win the election?
Bob: The creepy old guy.
Dave: Which one?
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I was watching family guy in my basement with my girl friend.
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dino's asian pizza guy, delivers free cans of coke at 3am for sex.
asian pizza guy: would you like some asian in you?
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When the guys go out without their girlfriends, to do guy stuff. Sounds like a gay thing, but it's not. This term is used more often by women than men.
Tell your bitch girlfriend that we're going on a guy's night out.
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A white guy in a group of minorities. He is there because he is always the one to talk to the police officer if there is a problem. He will also most likely be the sexiest out of the entire group and help his friends of a different race get hot girls (or bitches). All the minorities know this but they will still make fun of the white guy anyway just to raise their own self esteem.
A bunch of black people and only one token white guy
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A piece of shit in a sleevless flannel shirt. It's a git er done and britches every fuckin minute.
I didn't even know that I was sitting behind Larry the Cable Guy in some restaurant. I heard him blurt out "GIT ER DONE!!!!!" and my ear started bleeding and I couldn't hear out of it. So I turned around found out who it was, and broke the Rebel flag guitar sitting next to him over his brainless head.
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