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Resolutionary War

When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.

I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.

by sprtagt January 07, 2016


Cold Civil War

Internal stresses that mimic the the effects and appearance of an international Cold War, but within a single nations borders. See Trumpism

Trumpism is the result of a cold civil war

by bokonon82 August 19, 2022


Vanilla War

1. n. A modern conventional conflict

1. I just want to know what life was like before the Vanilla War.
2. The Vanilla War broke out again.

by You're Not Kablamo September 21, 2010


Paper War

Noun. A subtle non-violent war that takes place on a civilian level in the name of economic advancement of a group of people who share likeness, usually on a corporate level.

1. I started my own business because I got sick of dealing with paper war's on the job.

2. Girl, I left (Job A) a month ago and found one that appreciated me because they kept starting paper war's talking to me any way then writing me up when I responded uncomfortable!
3. I looked at the top 100 people who worked at the company I was applying for and the only person who looked like me was the woman on the brochure, it's just giving me paper war energy!

Example: (Party A) is hiring and promoting mostly people who resemble them while simultaneously making work hard, uncomfortable, or difficult for (PartyXYZ) so they quit. This will allow (Party A) to get a hold of a business in a nice area and establish themselves away from all the chaos on their side of town. As a defense to keep unwanted hires out (Party A) will usual put (PartyXYZ) in the cooler area to push them to give up and quit, makes easy for Paper War to begin.

by MrMelodicInertia January 18, 2023


super shooter army man explosion war number 2

The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version

Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!

Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!

Guy 1: understandable have a good day

by Average High School Student December 27, 2021


postcode wars

A Pointless war that is claiming young lives on the streets

postcode wars: The most pointless wars ever

by NorthBoy99 February 01, 2025


Star Wars Sexist

A Star Wars 'fan' who hates certain female characters of Star Wars media such as Rey Palpatine and Ahsoka Tano for simply exiting due to their gender as women. This is not to be confused with someone who hates Rey simply because of the very real character flaws she is plagued with.

"Why does this douche hate Ahsoka Tano so much. Are they a Star Wars sexist?"

by DragonfireGaming July 26, 2022