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National motto for silas should should a
country/nation/etc be named after him
The natural calling for Silas is and ALWAYS WILL BE
"E SYLLABUS UNUM"
E svllabus UNUM is the official motto
The E-Laugh Scale is a scale that compares what people type in on e-mails/text when they "laugh" to what they are really doing as they type it. The scale was developed after scientific research based upon people's real actions when they type in certain laughing abbreviations over the internet. The E-Laugh Scale is as follows:
1 - haha - sitting there staring at the screen, said only to make the other person feel good about their story.
2 - lol - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said could be accepted as funny, but doesn't really find it funny at all.
3 - lmao / lmfao - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said is a little hilarious and puts on a small and unnoticeable grin.
4 - LOL / LMAO / LMFAO - the person looks at the message, reads it over again to make sure he's reading it right, then leans back in his/her chair with a kind of big smile, because he thought it was a little more funny.
5 - HAHAHAHAHA - the person looks at the message and thinks its pretty funny, and begins to give a small, quiet laugh, because he thought what the other person said was just plain funny.
6 - LOLOLOLOL - the person thinks the message was pretty funny and gives a slightly louder, but short laugh.
7 - A combination of 4, 5, and 6 - the person thinks the message is very funny, and starts to laugh really hard.
a person is watching his friend text his girlfriend
(guy 1 types in "haha lol")
Guy 2: Dude you aren't even laughing, the E-Laugh Scale was right. LIAR!!"
Guy 1: STFU
when you are feeling ill and house bound but still want a bit of retail therapy, log on and partake in some "e-tail therapy".
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.
ruth has just spent her weeks wages in 10 minutes of "e-tail therapy"
"it is what it is"
the way you feel at the end of a shitty day, that's all-e-all
when youre crushed and beaten and at your lowest low; all-e-all.
it's a rad song by the Dead 50's...
your hopes and dreams
recent memories
what you're always on the verge of
all-e-all is a sort of emotion you would go through
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Sam-e is the type of girl any man would love to come accross, literally and figuratively. She is a beautiful girl, typically, with exotic eyes and a great smile. Sam-e is usually a name given to a girl who is sexually promiscuous, and has experience in the sack. Typically found in the local bars, blacked out, about to get some ass, or both.
Be cautious when approaching Sam-e as you never know what kind of mood she will be in; sometmes she is very friendly, other times, she will rip you a new asshole, and then make you buy her a shot.
Jermaine: Hey did you see Sam-e at the bar last night?
NiNi: Yea she was stumbling into a cab. Luckily she was bringing home a rando...hopefully he had a rubber!
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short lil greased headed badass nigga, use to be part of nwa. a westcoast rapper, godfather of gangsta rapp.pussy fuckin pimp.an innovator of sorts, first gangsta rapper to die of aids
height don't fight, dat nigga E is a crazy muthaphuckka! eazy-e
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1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.
2) A new and upcoming rap group.
I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!
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