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How you walk past Several empty parking spaces near the entrance after you had searched for a space and given up... parking far away from the entrance.
I was space ghosted at the mall 😱
A little old man sleepin' in your bed
He nütted in the bed
The ghost nütted!
And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!
Ghost nut!
When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.
Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.
When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.
To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
When a guy is jacking off and is about to nut, but right before he does he grabs on tight as to not let anything come out, thus granting the similar feeling of nutting without the mess.
“Oh you’ve never ghost nut before? Try it, it’s pretty neat. No mess and that. Idk”
Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.
Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?
The act of being being extremely close to hooking up with / pulling someone but then stopping at the critical moment. You know you could have got the whole way if you wanted to but you thought better of it, often because you have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Essentially, your "ghost" pulled, but you remained faithful.
Man 1: I must have ghost-pulled about 3 girls last night, they all wanted me so bad.
Man 2: Thats good you remained faithful to your girlfriend, you are such a top bloke.