One in seven billion

A better way to say "one in a million" because there is around seven billion people in the world and you believe that he/she is the one for you.

May: How much do you really love me?
John: I love you very much?
May: Do you think I am your one in a million?
John: No, you're my one in seven billion. Will you marry me? -shows ring-
May: Yes!
Then they got married and had kids.

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No one asked me

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.

Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.

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pop (ones) cherry

to devirginze a girl, causing ehr hymen to break and bleed a little

"hey girl wanna go back to my place and let me pop your cherry?"

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one third rule

A restriction for anal sex invented by director Kevin Smith. When the penis is longer than 6 inches, you can demand that it is only inserted 1/3 the way in.

His cock was so long that she demanded the one third rule!

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One platoon wonder

the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.

Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.

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the one who asked

me

i am the one who asked if somebody says who asked tell them it was me
person 1: WhO AsKed
me: i was the who asked

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One Night Only

A total LTA currently consisting of the babe George Craig and the lofty lads Mark "Mittens" Hayton, Jack Sails, James Craig and Daniel "Pob" Parkin.

They hail from the grand land of Yorkshire and are very nice to vibe to.

Lad 1: One Night Only are having a concert soon. Should I go?
Lad 2: Go@.
Lad 1: Do you want to join us feeling the vibes?
Lad 2: Yhos mate.
Lad 1: LYB.
Lad 2: WAB.

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