Everyone knows at least one Ben he is that one boy who sits there very quietly in the corner of a school canteen looking at the ground very intensely whilst slipping an ar-15 out of his primark bag also he has a fetish for fucking family members sometimes mothers and fathers but most definitely his little sister she loves a good ass fucking whilst sat in an xbox party
You need to get some mates lad your lookin like Ben
Someone I'd like to meet again in my next life time.
Super cool dude named Ben!
ben is a beautiful sweet kind amazing lovely boy and he is so loved by everyone(especially međź’•)
who’s ben?
he’s the most beautiful boy to walk this planet
ben is the person you meet in the most random but lucky way. you got blessed from god to get a ben. he makes you laugh in a way no one else does and can cheer you up on the darkest time. even when he has so much going on he takes care of anyone who needs help. he doesn’t know it or believe it but he makes my day everyday just because i see him showing up when it’s very hard sometimes. he is the first one to care when something happens in my life and checks in too make sure your okay just because he doesn’t want to loose you. if you have a ben treat then right because loosing your ben would be so bad. because if you don’t have a ben in your life i feel bad but if you get rid of your ben then i hope you remember you won’t find someone else like him.
The young lady from lunch
“yo who’s that guy?” -hoe #1
“that’s not a guy! That’s Ben the young lady from lunch.” - hoe #2
Ben, aka Honest Ben, is so honest that he never lied in his life, about 90% of the Ben population wear glasses, and got neutered at a young age. Bens typically like Dragon Ball Z, and their dad is usually a Walrus
Julius: hey Ben is it ok to lie?
Ben: nope! My mother said honesty is the best policy
Julius: Ben, are you neutered?
Ben: yea! My father neutered me to prevent me from getting testicular cancer!