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When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex
Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!
A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.
I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.
A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.
A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.
Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.
That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?
When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...
P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child
Old Saint Nick was a gay turtle who used to make chicken and candy in 1800 bc
Is that old saint nick
A person who has an old soul but is still in his youth years. Someone who possesses great knowledge about a variety of things, topics or subjects.