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similar to the term fart, but done in a more violent and loud manner
Man, did you hear that Juicy Pop in Video Plaza?
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A special contribute to liana, ava, lex, g, and nella as members of the girly pops. This special day shall be celebrated on FEBURARY 15, the day the girly pops had their first hangout. No other members will be included in the girly pops, however we would love to share our immaculate day honoring our bond. - girly pops 💗
“Girly Pop, you have the most immaculate bond with your friend group”
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When someone is taking a steamy shower and another person jumps on the bowl and drops a beer shit, while the other person is in the shower.
while taking a shower Brian smells a nasty odor and peeks his head out of the shower and sees Doug dropping a deuce, Brian yells at the top of his voice " you bastard the old pop job."
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The sound of somebody popping their fingers, created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis -- not all unlike how synthetic clapping, synthetic cans, synthetic car horns, etc. are produced.
Kat McSnatch's song, "I Don't Like You" is terrific, but it would be even better if it had synthetic finger popping it instead of real finger popping.
The invariable result if one consumes both of the toaster pastries contained in a standard-size Mylar pouch of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts in a short time period (i.e. "one sitting"). Note that this only applies to varieties that are coated with frosting and a healthy individual should be able to consume both pastries in one sitting if they are not of the frosted variety.
Pop-Tart poisoning would be considered a special-case of the type of temporary hypoglycemia that results from excessive intake of sugar. The most prevalent symptoms include abdominal pain, nausea, lethargy and possibly headache.
The term is not intended to be specific to Pop-Tart consumption and overindulgence of any one source of simple carbohydrates can be the cause. This is important: In order for the symptoms to be attributable to Pop-Tart poisoning, it must be caused by only one food product.
Dude 1: "Man, how can it be considered a single-serving if I feel like shit every time I make the mistake of eating an entire regular package of Skittles?" (2.17 ounce single-serving package)
Dude 2: "Why does one feel like they're dying if they eat a packet of Pop-Tarts in one sitting? That's the enigma of Pop-Tart Poisoning, my friend! Processed food companies are in bed with the healthcare industry!"
eating indian food for the first time.
"Hey, man. I ate indian food for the first time today!"
"How does it feel to pop your curry?"
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When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!
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