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The act of shooting your load into the anus in the form of a cream pie then the other partner farts so the cream pie shoots out like a cream pie explosion.
Me and my girlfriend did a cream pie explosion last night .
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When you creampie a girl, and then furiously fist her.
Dude, I totally gave Vanessa a hand pie last night. My hand was so slimy after...
When you jerk of in your own hand, then use the cum as lubricant for fisting.
She walked in while i was madturbating, so came in my hand and gave her a hand pie.
Besides the nice-looking crust, it's an otherwise empty pie. Akin to the nothingburger, it is the crown dish served up by know-nothing, empty promise makin' shit talkin' motherfuckers.
"oooooh no! you ain't gonna serve me up none of that vapid pie asshole, I want my motherfuckin money in cash!"
"Said he had it all locked down, turns out he just served us a vapid pie and left."
"sweet deal he said, once in a lifetime... now I'm choking on vapid pie."
It's not what you think it is, but it's still something you eat
I ate the entirety of the Pussynut Pie after the kids went to sleep
Don't worry my wife is not waking up
It's not what it sounds like, trust me
I chugged the Pussynut Pie after the kids went to sleep