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Madturbating

Doing the act of masturbating while mad for some reason

”Man, Mark surely is madturbating after Sylvia called him a nerd”

by mark ze snek February 22, 2017

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Madturbating

Masturbating as an outlet when stressed or angry.

"Man I was so pissed when I failed my history test, I went to the stall and started madturbating furiously!"

by Themadhasher September 4, 2013

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Madturbate

What someone's 4 year old son with down syndrome says he does with the vacuum cleaner every night.

When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.

by collymclolly January 10, 2021

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Madturbate

The frustrated act of masturbating after a spousal argument to simply get back at your significant other.

I had a fight with Raelene the other night so after she left I climbed into bed and just madturbated all night.

by madturbating matthew December 3, 2012

29πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Madturbate

Verb When your partner turns down your advances and you have to masturbate to relieve your horniness/grudgefuck yourself to sleep.

Hank refused to stop playing xbox last night so I had to madturbate before bed.

by A to the R to the FU January 11, 2014

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


madturbating

Making nothing but angry, troll posts on the internet to get an ego boost and/or literally to get off on being a jerk.

Do you realize how much of your life you've wasted madturbating to "liberals"?

by EnbySithLord January 7, 2023


Madturbate

when you're sexually frustrated and can't masturbate

Man,bae posted a really nice selfie and now I'm so madturbated.

by satansmiles March 31, 2016