When the tea is big, important, and JUICY
“Susan! I have some big titty tea!”
The ceiling lights in my apartment.
Person 1: Damn, I wish my girlfriend had breasts like those titty lights you see in apartments
Person 2: Me too, bro
When you want to emphasize that you agree wholeheartedly
Usually pronounced ‘biiiiiiiiiiiig titty facts’
“Wednesday is the best show of all time”
“That’s big titty facts yo”
Titties in the city is a term used at La Verne Casino to describe Mr. Cheeks' over-sized man boobs.
Titties in the city has arrived at La Verne Casino.
The Titty Stopper is made of all natural ingredients. It is supposed to help you breast addicted children to get off of your nipple for milk. This remedy is made of siracha, cinnamon, salt, and rice vinegar.
“Oh my gosh! Brittany you have to try this new remedy called the Titty Stopper!”
Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
A Bro Tittie is the femal version of your Bro. Other spellings: Bro Tittie, bro tittie, bro titty. A Bro Tittie follows the same rules as the Bro Code.
Ashley: Hey Bro what's up?
Nick: Not much Bro Tittie, just chillaxin.
Nick: Yo, Bro Tittie thanks for being the best wing man last night.
Ashley: Hey, that's what a Bro Tittie is for.