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The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.
"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."
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After a poop you shove a hook up your ass and pull poops out like fish.
"Mom help the hook is stuck"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"
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When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass
I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.
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A homosexual.
Man....Dylan is definately a pirate of the anal canal, he just doesn't know it yet.
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A term used when you are playing Rocket League and you run out of boost and you tell your friend to hit you in the back so you go flying. Can also happen if an opponent hits you in the back.
" I am out of boost Riley, BOOST MY ANAL!!!"
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a game in which the two players each clench opposite sides of a rope between their butt cheeks and lean away from each other. the person who lets go first loses, and depending on the preset rules of the game, may or may not get boned up the ass or goat'ed.
Me and Tom played some anal tug of war last. My ass is gonna be sore for a while pops.
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To lick my rectum aka kiss my ass
Give me some of that beer.
French me anal, get your own.
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