Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

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bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

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Frank took my beans

When some dick named Frank steals your beans and immediately throws them away right in front of you

Jim: What the fuck frank I was gonna eat those
Frank: Sorry I had to. Trust me
Jim: Goddammit I can’t believe Frank took my beans

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bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.

get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.

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Tossing The One Bean Salad

1. Manual stimulation of the female clitoris. Most frequently an act of self-indulgence, although some consider "The Toss" to be a normal activity during sexual encounters Third Base.

Dude... I was walking past your Mom's room and she was flat on her back "Tossing The One Bean Salad"!!!

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bumbaclot bean bush burgla

Bumbaclot refers to a rag or cloth that is used to wipe ones anal region, Also Jamaicans use this word in replace of F*ck to express anger or surprise.

Using the Jamaican term and adding the "Bean Bush Burgla" refers to as robbing the female genitalia region.

The Four B's
Bumbaclot: F*cken
Bean: Vagina

Bush: Pubic Hair
Burgla: Robber

Eh bredren you Bumbaclot Bean bush burgla ah! Cheee!
Brother, you robbed that girls vagina ah, Nice!

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Three Bean Salad

During the act of annalingus the receiving party farts into the mouth of the person performing.

Eating beans can enhance the flavor, frequency and strength.

Taco Bell is the best fuel for a three bean salad.

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