glory hole

sticking your genitalia through a hole in a door or through a bagel hole; usually to scare away ugly chicks

Last night, this ugly bitch was knocking on my door so i stuck my dick through the glory hole

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pie hole

A hole in a pie resulting from someone eating or otherwise removing the center of a pie first.

Bob ate the center of the pie and left us with a pie hole.

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Shit their hole full

1. When somebody has taken advantage of your good nature for the last time.

2. When somebody has repeatedly taken the piss, disrespected or insulted you, or somebody close to you, to the point that you no longer wish to associate with them.

Doreen: "How come you don't speak to them anymore?"

Margery: "Fuck them, they've shit their hole full."

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Any Hole Is The Goal

Wisdom worth adhering to; words to live by.

"Any hole is the goal" is not a sentiment to be taken lightly . You must truly believe that, in fact, any hole is the goal - no matter how large or small, how deep or shallow. You must have full faith in that whatever the hole may be, it is considered your desired end result, or goal.

This can apply to many situations one may encounter in his or her life journey, including but not limited to anything from a game of golf, to endeavors under the sheets. Using this phrase signifies that the speaker does not discriminate which hole they prefer.

Also used as an excalamation when one is about to accomplish something courageous that involves a hole, similar to the popular interjection, "Geronimo!".

Disclaimer: Please remember that partaking in this lifestyle could be potentially dangerous; but never lose faith.

Always remember, in any event, to enter and exit holes with caution and confidence.

Jasmine: "That hole is not the goal"

Aidan: "Nonono but any hole is the goal!"

*Jumps into a hole*

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shit hole pounder

Someone who has anal sex. Someone who fucks asses

You like anal you shit hole pounder. I just shit hole pounded that bitch! You fag you just got your shit hole pounded on.

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Black Holes and Revelations

An amazing album by the amazing band Muse, which came out in 2006. The album features such songs as
1. Take A Bow
2. Starlight
3. Supermassive Black Hole
4. Map of the Problematique
5. Soldier's Poem
6. Invincible
7. Assassin
8. Exo Politics
9. City of Delusion
10. Hoodoo
11. Knights of Cydonia

i couldnt wait until Black Holes and Revelations came out!

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piss hole bandit

A homsexual that hangs out in public restrooms.

Beware of piss hole bandits when you are at the zoo.