something you say when someone is talking about their home life.
My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor
Person one: I just stuck a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass
Person two: g 4 u
R u gonna drop tonight? ( are you going to take pills tonight)
Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.
So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.